When they make it to the second stair of the staircase before they are rescued
When you take away the dog food from the floor, but leave the dogs water on the floor
When you can efficiently feed them lunch bite by bite in their carseat from the front seat while you are driving....a stick shift car
When they gets pieces of a dorito at 12.5 months because everyone else was eating them and he wouldn't be quiet until I gave him one (you do anything for happiness sometimes...you can add fried wonton to this list too)
When you give them a bottle opener to chew on (it was metal and looked interesting and no, there were no sharp edges, it was an old school one....I never said I was going for a mother of the year award
When they successfully eat the tip of at least 1 crayon and you really aren't concerned about it
When you learn how to squeeze yourself in the back seat the car (Acura TSX...to get and idea of size) inbetween two carseats and can successfully nurse the babe while they are buckled in (Learned this thanks to my SIL and it has been a lifesaver especially with a winter baby)
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